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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Too Much Internets

Internet John is taking a little vacation from the internets. He'll be back when he's found his happy place, made some friends, and gotten his reading done.

RATING: Hopefully better%

(Image from I forget.)

22 comments:

Viking Andrew said...: Where'd the Marriage post go? Did I just dream that?; February 18, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Oooooh snap. John should've saved that for his Valemtime's Day card.

get well soon IJ?; February 18, 2009 at 1:06 PM
John said...: I deleted the marriage post because it exemplified exactly what's wrong with me when I drink like 15 beer by myself and go interneting. I get reckless, sentimental and morose. It's disgusting.

Alright, I'm turning off email notifications now. I look forward to seeing some of you in person sooner or later. Viking Andrew, Facebook me when you're ready to crawl out of your mom's vagina and over to Addison for beer.; February 18, 2009 at 1:35 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...: arent you gone yet; February 18, 2009 at 3:00 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...: (jk i liked p3 it was like r3 but without all the unemployment); February 18, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...: i dont trust poor people (glen); February 18, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Chris said...: John, you better make it down to Houston in early March.; February 18, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...: I do hope you all can come down to Houston in March. We have enough placemats for everyone. I'll bake some brie.; February 18, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Just it would also be nice if you can leave your shoes by the door? We try not to track in dirt and such. Also if it's not too much trouble drink white wine instead of red? Our carpet and couch are white... it's just a suggestion, really.; February 18, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Anonymous said...: White wine is for fags and lawyers.; February 18, 2009 at 7:42 PM
laurie said...: Actually anon, I think you're onto something since I have had more wine in the 8 years I spent in art school and law school than any other period in my life.; February 18, 2009 at 8:21 PM
laurie said...: Ohh you said WHITE wine. Well yes, that's true too.; February 18, 2009 at 8:29 PM
laurie said...: Also, I am extremely excited at the prospect of baked brie.; February 18, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, I'm glad. I will have white wine and I will have... beer? or something because it sounds like that's what Anonymous would like. Is he one of the Nova Scotia boys? I'll get some Moosehead for him.; February 18, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL ... LOL ... LOL!!!; February 19, 2009 at 6:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Who is this?; February 19, 2009 at 8:19 AM
LoCo said...: Who are YOU, Nancy Drew? Who is this lady? Come to think of it, who is Loco? I feel like that's my escort name or something.; February 19, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...: HEY everyone i dont know fuck off already okey; February 19, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Moosehead is for New Brunswickers who think they're too good for Alpine. In Nova Scotia we drink 151 and lots of it.; February 19, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Anonymous said...: umm, 151 tends to make me a little nervous, it makes the boys kind of crazy, but maybe if we had a smaller amount, and mixed it with cola? like i guess what you boys in Canada would call a "mickey"? and also white wine and also brie, of course! ;); February 20, 2009 at 12:07 AM
Anonymous said...: I was just kidding about the 151. I'd rather not spending my night projectile vomiting blood or kicking out cars' headlights on some random residential street in Houston in the wee hours of the morning.

P.S. Do you mean the little bottle? We call that a pint out east. The only mickey we have is the Texas mickey. I find the name ironic, since you can't buy any hard liquor where I live in Texas, let alone 3L of it in a giant bottle.; February 20, 2009 at 3:58 AM
Viking Andrew said...: A break from the Internet? I'm not buying it. John totally went to Rehab.; February 20, 2009 at 10:21 AM