Congratulations! You have just purchased enough rope for your dog to hang itself with. Literally. And while your beloved pet is causing egregious bodily harm to my person, you are five hundred yards away, using your iPhone to set up your next semi-anonymous sexual encounter.Rating: 10% (points given for the glorious smell of your dog's shit on my front lawn).
This post by Viking Andrew.
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Okay can we please just set up Viking Andrew with his own account thingie so he can properly post reviews?
I thought you were the one who did that stuff.
Ah. He has to send R3 an email. Someone should tell him.
How can the dog be hanging itself and causing you egregious bodily harm at the same time?
Send what an e-who?
By the way, Internet John: the depths of my neuroses is something I can only discuss with my therapist (an inanimate tree-fern my girlfriend's mother keeps in her kitchenette).
Send an email to the address under the blog title.
What the fuck is a kitchenette?
A kitchenette is a female kitchen.
Oh yeah I guess I am the one who does that stuff. I'm on it!
I think Glenn already did it last night when I was sleeping like a little angel. Go check your email!
A kitchenette is a small kitchen. Like, with a tiny stove. I think?
Each day this site gets more and more self-indulgent.
Not that it's a bad thing.
what the fuc* is a egregious!?
hey intenird jon i think you should just print out a bunch of your comments on rthree and turn those in for your grad school degree instead of writing osme boring paper on derrida or carl mark and tell your grad scho9ol teachers to stuff themselfs!
hth tia
I love that Brent Newland knows who Derrida is.
whose derida
So what Viking Andrew we open ourselves up to you and now you're not interested? Typical!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
Dogs are such smart animals... its like they were born with the brains of unintelligent people...
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