Reviews Reviews Reviews!: Being forced to listen to poetry on interminably long elevator rides

Sunday, February 15, 2009

A great way to make people detest poetry.

RATING: 3%

laurie said...: Yikes. No thank you.; February 15, 2009 at 10:46 PM
LoCo said...: At least after four days I can now recite my favorites (aka the worst ones) in an exaggerated reading voice.; February 15, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Viking Andrew said...: Slight breeze from the West.
The call of Nantucket gulls.
I just farted bad.; February 15, 2009 at 11:08 PM
laurie said...: Wow, it is like commentpalooza here at R3 tonight.; February 15, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Viking Andrew said...: BTW, I'm sending that haiku to Gettysburg Review tomorrow.; February 15, 2009 at 11:24 PM
DCP said...: Hey, you already won thousands of dollars for your haikus, buddy. Why aim for the Gettysburg Review when you could take Tin House by storm?; February 15, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Viking Andrew said...: My haikus were great.
I spent the money on booze.
I'm an adjunct now.

Loco: How was AWP, anyway? See Ben P?; February 15, 2009 at 11:53 PM
LoCo said...: Oh, no! I didn't even look for him. I forgot who he was, or that he existed.

It was pretty good. I liked Chicago more than I thought I would, and we brought in a lot of monies. Although at one point someone told me and my co-worker that we should sell cars. So clearly we were THAT good, or that annoying, or some successful combination of the two.; February 16, 2009 at 3:29 AM