Monday, February 9, 2009

War Of The Worlds (1953 Movie)

Sometimes it's difficult to review a movie that was made a long time ago, because nowadays we have higher standards when it comes to special effects, realism, story, acting, dialogue, music, directing, etc. Sure, there a few gems from fifty, sixty, seventy years ago, but we're even giving some of the so-called greats a bit of a pass. Surprisingly, though, with this version of HG Wells' War Of The Worlds, the special effects are actually decent, but everything else is pretty terrible. The main woman, who is at first presented as a brilliant reporter, soon falls into a screaming incoherent cliche (even at one point being extremely horrified that one of the aliens bleeds?); the film is filled with long stretches of excruciating monotony, which is certainly a feat at 87 minutes; and somehow an infuriating Christian "subtext" is slathered all over the movie's conclusion - all of the scientists talk earnestly and nod about The Creator, the main scientist guy is lost in the streets of abandoned LA until he finds a church, and the aliens die because "God in his infinite wisdom had put bacteria here to protect us from them." But I guess I did get to see some landmarks get blowed up real good, and all of the exterior stuff about the evacuation of LA is really well done.

RATING: 37% by today's standards, probably like 81% in 1953

13 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

im p. into tom cruise and dakota fanning is CUTE!!!

LoCo said...

We love the Leader!

John said...

It's called Intelligent Design, smarty pants. Just like God made tuberculosis to protect us from John Keats, Frédéric Chopin, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, George Orwell, and Franz Kafka.

God invented gravity for our benefit too. And diarrhea.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i like the comments on the diarea link:

lol, that was freakin nasty, he got it all over him self and the walls, and why did he shit in his shirt and then wear it?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

LMFAO, WUT DO U DO IF DIS HAPPENS 2 U?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

Eddie says:
November 9th, 2008 at 3:13 am


hahah it would suck be the guy who walked in on him.

Eddie says:
November 9th, 2008 at 3:13 am


hahah it would suck be the guy who walked in on him.

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laurie said...

The bleeding alien is a metaphor for menses and the woman was obviously horrified because if she was rightfully knocked up as good intended the alien wouldn't be bleeding. Or something to that effect.

John said...

Jeez, do you ever talk about anything other than menstruation? No wonder you're single
:O

John said...

(Sometimes when I say stuff on this blog I get a weird feeling in my stomach that doesn't resolve itself into humour or horror until hours after the fact.)

laurie said...

Rather than any alleged preoccupation with menstruation, I think my singleness has more to do with (a) overly high expectations and (b) too busy to bother looking. JERK.

John said...

"My only flaw is that I'm a perfectionist..."

laurie said...

Are you still talking shit about me? (Seriously, I can't tell. Sarcasm does not convey well over the internets.) Because I will FIGHT YOU.

LipstickMom123 said...

If you think this is good, you guys should watch the original version. (I think it came out in the 1950s)