Arabs are from the land of Arabia, which is over the sea next to England or something. They're always doing despicable things like saving the classics of Western civilization from the Christian barbarians during the Dark Ages, or torturing American children by inventing algebra. Lots of racists think Muslim Arabs are terrorists, and I guess a few of them are, but so are Irish people and at least Muslims aren't stinking drunk all the time. If you get blown up by an Arab, it'll likely be because he has a neurological incident on the Houston freeway and crashes his Honda into a propane truck with you in the front seat.RATING: 90%.
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neurological incident. :(
Did that really happen?
Not exactly. Glenn had a migraine and lost his peripheral vision. It was scary at the time, but I figured it was minor enough that I could make insensitive jokes about it here.
And you called me cold...
Migraine? Are you sure it wasn't a vision from Allah?
This one time in Prague I saw a drunk Irishman walking down the middle of the road with his cock hanging out of his pants at like 2 PM. That's fucking terrorism.
I can get behind this rating.
I can't wait to meet Glenn. He seems like a good sport! Can I call you that, sport?
Thank you for posting again, IJ. This is what I've been waiting for.
What was it about this man's cock that screamed IRISH?
It was small, pale, and stank of a sheep's anus.
Oh wait, you said Irish, not Scottish. Well, the drunken flaccidness of it, I guess.
Fucking filthy Irish.
You sniffed his cock? Were you drunk or do you just enjoy doing stuff like that?
I'm NOT GAY, okay guys?
Fuck.
John was probably sniffing his dick to see if he'd been cheating.
Poor Glenn. It's like he's smoked salvia twice now.
Miss Arab World 2007 is pretty nice looking.
Yes, Arabs are a proud people from their lands of strife....
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