If somebody were to ask "Glenn, what's your favorite food?" I would respond by saying "Sandwiches!" which is totally cheating because there are a billion different kinds of sandwiches. Sandwiches are great because of this though, and a lot of them are very delicious. There's the ice cream sandwich, the tuna fish sandwich, the peanut butter and jam sandwich, the ham and rye, the ham and swiss, the ham and turkey, the roast beef, tongue, liverwurst, chicken salad, pimento, grilled cheese, salami, pastrami, turkey and brie, brie, turkey, etc etc etc. The only terrible sandwich is the nutella sandwich, colloquially known as the "shit sandwich," sorry to be crude dudes and dudettes call your local FCC office if you wish to log a complaint.RATING: 96%
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phew, glad i got that one this reviews gonna blow up big time
sandwiches are sexist
urban dictionary
I'm on a run of sandwiches (all meals are sandwich-based) until tomorrow. Sandwiches > other classes of food.
ya thats the spirit brian we can get this shit up past 37 by noon tomorow i bet
okey--in this review glen writes the phrase 'log a complaint' after 'shit sandwich' someone offended by that rite discuss
jsut woke up and still 7 comments?:<
I think Penelope Cruz is hot.
I've never had a tongue sandwich. That somehow sounds much more terrible than the nutella sandwich.
I'd take a tongue sandwich over Penelope Cruz any day.
Once you've gotten a tongue sandwich from Penelope Cruz, no other sandwich will suffice.
What the hell is wrong with Nutella? Do you not like things that are delicious?
Yeah, a tongue sandwich from Penelope Cruz.
i just google image serched sandwich with safesearch off--suprisingly clean for 13 pages
nm theres one on pagae 3 thats pretty nast musta missed it befoer
hay you guys think oreos are more like sandwiches or cookies i think sandwichesbecause they have stufff inside but if you asked me if fig newtons are mor like sandwiches or cookies id say cookies-i dunno its just how i was raised i guess
*shrugs*
*logs a complaint*
I hate when grown adults say "samwich."
How do you feel about sammich?
yall ran out of samwich steam...
hey here's a ad for sandwiches tell me what yall thing kthxby
i mean think :)
"Sammich" is, like, for 2 year olds. Do any non-retarded grownups actually use that word?
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