Earth is a place you might know by looking around right now. It is the only planet in the solar system to have produced three Knight Rider television series, sentient life, and pornography. If you want to go to CiCi's Pizza and eat all the pizza you can until you puke for $4.99, then Earth is the planet for you. If you want to immediately die of asphyxiation and extreme atmospheric conditions, then try any one of the other seven planets why don't you. Other things Earth has produced that no other planet we know of can get credit for: poetry, love, the Chick-Fil-A advertising campaign "Eat Mor Chikin," hate, witty bumper stickers, jock straps, and Darkhawk.RATING: 100%
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Go Earth!
I never get whether I'm supposed to capitalize Earth or leave it lower case. I tell my students to capitalize the proper noun and leave the synonym for "dirt" uncapitalized, but I see examples that break this rule all the time. In fact, I don't know if I've ever seen the word capitalized in respectable published writing.
I wanted to include every tag we've ever made, but it said I had to limit the tag to 200 characters. Lame.
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