Mercury

Planet Mercury is some stupid burning rock in space. It is the closest planet to the sun, but it is not the hottest so it can't even get points for that. When you watch a science fiction movie, you never hear about aliens from Mercury because everybody forgets it's a planet it's so useless. It's such a wussy planet that it's even smaller than Ganymede and Titan, which are satellites. LAME. One cool thing about Mercury is that it has ice sheets, ha ha, get it, cool? In conclusion, Mercury is the worst planet in the solar system, even behind dwarf planets Pluto, Haumea, Ceres, Eris, and Makemake, but if it was possible not to die I guess I'd still like to visit it.

RATING: 31%