Friday, November 14, 2008

Friday Night in Dallas


Friday night in Dallas is like New Year's Eve every week. And I don't mean in a good way.

RATING: 14%

(Image from lorla.com.)
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

John,

We have to meet up sometime on a Dallas Friday. I can take you to Club Douche--our hair gelled, our bodies emitting D&G cologne, our rippled torsos donning striped dress shirts: we can do some coke in the bathroom, drink a Stella Artois or two, do some Jager-Bombs and pick up girls with blonde hair and tanned skin (how does that work, by the way? What ethnic ancestry does that derive from?) and we can finish the night driving 130 mph down LBJ Freeway, hit-and-running and vagrant and laughing about it back at my roof-top jacuzzi.

Give a call, bro!
- Your pal in Las Colinas

November 15, 2008 at 5:41 PM
John said...

I like the sound of that, although I prefer to stop the car and simply kick the vagrants to death

November 15, 2008 at 5:57 PM

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