Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Neptune

Neptune is the eighth and final planet in the solar system ever since Pluto got busted down to the minor leagues of dwarf planets. That's ok, though, you gotta have standards. Neptune is a lot like Uranus in that it's bluish in color and if you took a big breath of air there you would die instantly. Somebody once told me that it rains diamonds on Neptune but a) that's not true, and b) even if it did their value would basically be nil and it would also hurt. That's why Earth is the best planet even if it is the fifth largest THE END.

RATING: 61%

2 comments:

John said...

You've got to give Pluto a review. I'm no expert on social worth, but I'd say whatever that means, Pluto has more of it than Deep Space 9.

Anonymous said...

Challenge: See if you can do a blog about Pluto *without* making a Disney reference.