Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Mars

Mars is the planet most frequently named most likely to invade Earth. Well, I guess that's probably reasonable if a bunch of red dust and lifeless rocks develop space travel, complex though, and emotions. The best movie about Mars ever made is "RocketMan" starring Harland Williams. Mars has two potato shaped moons but they are so lame because they can't even look like a regular ball. Get with it! Mars is the most likely planet for colonization, but that is like saying Friday the 13th Part IV was the most likely film in that series to have won an Oscar. In conclusion Mars is ok I guess, but if I had to pick I'd still live on Earth since I do and it's great.

RATING: 61%

5 comments:

John said...

The guy I study with at UTD wrote a book-length epic poem and a novel about colonizing Mars. He was actually an advisor to NASA and the poem (Genesis) is on their required reading list.

Chris said...

I like Total Recall.

LoCo said...

I loved Veronica Mars. Kristen Bell has been one big disappointment post-Mars.

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John said...

The necktie on that one kid is brutal. I bet he gets raped every gym class.