Thursday, November 27, 2008

Lake Erie

Lake Erie is the worst of the Great Lakes. It's small, shallow, polluted, and the lake with the most shipwrecks. In other words, of all things bad about lakes it's the worst at everything. The only cool thing is the Lake Erie Monsters hockey team, but I'm pretty sure there are no real monsters in Lake Erie because nothing can survive there anyway. In conclusion, Lake Erie is like the Pluto of the Great Lakes.

RATING: 3%

8 comments:

DCP said...

In other news, 800th post! Also, is the Edmund Fitzgerald in Lake Erie? Or is that Ontario? I guess it's Ontario. Oh well, somebody should do a song about pollution.

Anonymous said...

According to Gordon Lightfoot's ballad, the Edmund Fitzgerald when down in Lake Gitche Gumee (a.k.a. Lake Superior)

Anonymous said...

ananamous is a freking pussy not just saying his real name and shit i say my name and say dum stuff all the freaking times

Anonymous said...

i post drunk as hel on four bud lites and still post my stupid anme

Anonymous said...

you effing suck ananamus your dum like an anmial or watever

Anonymous said...

animal

Anonymous said...

and btw lake eeerey is the BEST GRATE lAKE dont give an eff what eny of you tards say

Anonymous said...

wya better than lake ontario and lake blah blah baalh lake yall know wat i mean