Jupiter is the so-called "king of the planets," but I just call it the "fat of the fattets." It is more massive than every other planet, has a cyclonic storm system the size of Earth, and has sixty two moons. Jupiter is comprised entirely of gas, so if you tried to land on it you couldn't since there is no land, and you would end up just being crushed by immense immense pressure. Europa, one of Jupiter's moons, has been suggested as the most likely place in the solar system for extraterrestrial life to exist, because of some frozen ocean mumbo jumbo who knows. All I know is Jupiter is pretty but even though it's big Earth is still the best MOTHERFUCKER!!!RATING: 53%
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Patrick Roy was my favorite hockey player as a kid. Does he still play for the Avalanche?
No, he retired a couple years ago. I think he was 36, so he still could have had a few years in the NHL, but he wanted to go out before his stats started slipping.
Like an unlit star.
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