Infant Tylenot is delicious and nutritious. You can enjoy it on a bowl of vanilla ice cream, or squirt some into your glass of milk to create a refreshing pink dairy beverage (apparently no one calls it "strawberry cow" anymore) with the added health benefits of acetaminophen. This won't work with Canadian Infant Tylenot, which has no fun red dye and fewer chemicals for some stupid reason.Four or five Tylenot 3's crushed up in a good stiff drink may also work for you (up home we call that an "Amy Winehouse"), but the election's over now anyway and don't do drugs, kids.
RATING: 90%
(Just kidding! Abuse of pills and booze causes analgesic nephropathy.)
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See you can't even get wholesome OTC drugs in Canada! Everyone needs a little Red #40 in their diet.
Yeah, we use up all our Red #40 in the pink Oxycontin that we ship directly to Chris Cornell's house.
Mom had to sign a consent form to purchase Advil Cold and Sinus, in case she was gonna make meth with it!
What did it say? "I, the undersigned, promise that I do not intend to cook up a big batch of meth with this Advil cold and sinus?"
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