Every now and then you might sin so badly God decides to punish you and puts a nail or a glass bottle on the road for you to run over. Usually this will happen on the hottest day of the season when you have to get out of your car, take the old tire off and put the little baby one on. But maybe you got two flat tires, in which case you have to get your shit towed and get them fixed. Of course, you might find out all of your tires are old and you actually need new ones. You'll probably end up spending $500 and have wasted 4 hours. In conclusion, don't sin because you'll not only go to hell but you'll get a flat tire someday too.RATING: 3%
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Under communism, you wouldn't have spent $500, although you probably would have had to fill out forms in triplicate and wait a long time for new tires.
That 5 year plan doesn't just stop on a dime, you know.
Of course, all that talk of God would probably get you a few years in the gulag anyway.
Sorry. :( At least yesterday was a Big Win Day?
Yay!
Today was actually just fine. This happened to me a few months ago. Apparently the anger still lingers as if it occurred today.
In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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