I don't understand chapstick. Everybody's always like "Oh man, I forgot my chapstick," or "Pass the chapstick, dude," or "Here try some chapstick," but I have tried them and basically it's like a cherry booger stick. What's it supposed to do, be stupid? Because if so, it's getting it right. I guess if you want a little flavor blast or something it's an ok thing, but as far as protecting your lips from wasps or spiders it gets an F-.
RATING: 23%
Thursday, November 27, 2008
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But my lips hurt real bad!
Proper moisturization is key, Glenn.
sometimes my lips hurt and i jjust tuff it out but shit looks like im wearing lipstick and shit and hurts real bad (especially my pride wen people ask if im wearing lipstick
Onion Article on Lip Balm.
I'm a lip balm addict and this post offends me. Ok, not to such offends as it does make me cringe to imagine never using lip balm again. Seriously, I try to never be more than four feet away from one at any given moment. And sadly that is completely true.
Also, what the fuck is going on with that picture?
et tu internet john
I prefer Chap-Aid, the disturbingly named generic lib balm from Walgreen's.
If there were, like, a Civil War re: lip balm, I would be one of those people who stopped speaking to the people in my family who supported the anti-lip-balm side. Forever.
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