Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tsingtao

Tsingtao is basically China's Heineken. When I drank it last I was in high school and I remember it being a lot bolder. In this Year of Our Lord 2009 it seems bland, but it passes Internet John's 3 AM test which means it contains more than 3% alcohol and probably won't cause immediate blindness. Thanks, China.

RATING: 50%

(Image from www.sohowines.hk.)

8 comments:

laurie said...

Yeah, I'd take one of these over a Heineken anyday. Cos I really dislike Heineken, but got nothin against Tsingtao.

John said...

Yeah, I've got nothing against it either. But there's not really much to say about it other than "It's Chinese," and "It's beer."

Still, it's less boring than Christing football. At least beer doesn't pause for 15 minutes every 30 seconds on its way down your throat.

McT's Girlfriend said...

I haven't had Tsingtao beer since the time Wolfgang and I made love on the banks of the Yangtze River just west of Wuhan. It was a hot and steamy night and Wolf's schlong was harder than ever before and ever since.

Nixie

laurie said...

Well now, this is just getting ridiculous.

John said...

Did you just say "schlong"? That's gross.

John said...

And cool.

Insominac guy said...

wow the fake profiles are getting CRazY around here!

John said...

Excuse me, insomniac guy, but the word "fake" actually carries a fair amount of organicist and existential chauvinism. Around here we prefer the term "reality challenged."