Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Protestant Guilt

Is like Catholic Guilt, only with a cardigan. Is like Jewish Guilt, without the sitcom. Is like Muslim Guilt, without the HALALALALALALALALLAH! It's different than White Guilt or Hawaiian Indigenous Peoples Guilt. If you feel like experiencing it, try having a few pints with a crazy foreign person and then driving home and asking yourself, "Yes that was fun, but shouldn't I have been plowing a field instead?"



Rating: Youmightbeagoodpersonbutthatdoesn'tmeanyouaren'tgoingtohellanyway%

(Picture courtesy of John Calvin, motherfucker)

12 comments:

Internet John said...

I hear protestant ministers love to fuck their wives. Is that true?

Internet John said...

Oops! And husbands!

laurie said...

I don't get it.

Internet John said...

Catholic.

Internet John said...

I mean "catholic."

laurie said...

Baptist, actually. When I was a kid, anyway. Now I'm just a big sinful heathen.

Internet John said...

I meant me. Me me me. Can't you see this is all about me?!

Yeah, me too mostly. Sometimes I pray to an imaginary Venus of Willendorf.

Viking Andrew said...

I was raised Baptist, too! Good luck in life, Laur.

Viking Andrew said...

I think John means the word Catholic and the word catholic have two different meanings. That, or he's making fun of me.

But fuck him. He's Scottish.

laurie said...

Yeah, he's also an asshole.

Internet John said...

Geez, Laurie. An imaginary womyn of Willendorf, ok?

Nixie and Wolfgang said...

I haven’t felt protestant guilt since the time Nixie and I made love on the banks of the Mississippi River just south of Memphis. That night I wasn’t satisfied with just one piece of tail so I went into town and purchased one serving of doggie tail and two helpings of BJs. The thing about protestant guilt is that it doesn’t prevent me from doing stupid shit, it just makes it oh so very memorable.

Wolfgang