Sometimes you need to pick up a 12-pack of beer, but you don't want to spend 20 bones or drink something that's 30% ABV (you plan to drink at least 6). If so, then maybe Pearl is the beer for you. Sure, there's Lone Star, the "National Beer of Texas", but did you know Pearl is also from the "Country of 1,100 Springs"? Unfortunately Pearl is the bastard child of Pabst now (see MillerCoors), and Lone Star is the golden boy with the big ad budget, so you've probably never even heard of Pearl before. But Pearl is the oldest beer in Texas, and I'm pretty sure that means it's the oldest beer in America. Or the best. Whatever, it's from Texas so as we hicks say, "enuff said".RATING: 70%
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I recall drinking a few of these at your apt. at a point where I didn't need to be drinking no more.
Oh right, sometime around 5 or 6 in the morning. Good thing we woke up in time for breakfast that morning.
That may have been the most hung over I've ever been.
Maybe it was that bottle of Jager?
It's possible.
Mmmm...chicken and waffles...
The community doesn't mind a hardcore hangover.
That restaurant is great, but it was hot as hell in there, and I thought I was going to pass out a few times.
You know what, tho? Even if you passed out, it would be worth it.
Best breakfast ever.
I thought it was a little salty and heavy on the butter. It tasted good, but my body has never reacted so violently to food before.
Pearl Lager has been my mistress for nearly 40 years.
Yeah, Pearl has a small penis. Just ask Laurie.
Sounds like someone is still a little angry about that time I implied (or possibly said outright) that he has a small peen.
Whose penis do you guys think is bigger, Chris' or Laurie's?
No, I just wanted to apply your logic to this situation.
Kinda figured no one would jump right on that.
I think you 2 should just give it up. Chris, we all know you probably have a small penis. I have a small penis. Viking Andrew says he has a small penis. Glenn, we all know, is hung like a horse because he's black. Laurie probably has a big clitoris, and loco isn't even a real person. So what's to argue about?
Gross, Gary. How did you get out, anyway?
We found him. Gary is back behind bars.
Kudos to you, FBI. I pay my taxes in Canada.
To all the small penised and large clited persons at R3,
Please, watch this video and partake in some good old American Schadenfreude. And please post comments under my most recent R3 post, because, quite frankly, I'm getting a little tired of my genius being taken for granted around here.
Just kidding!!
Only not!!
They tasered the shit out of that guy. I hate hippies, and I hate ponytails, but I hate cops with tasers more. They've killed like 20 people in Canada in the last 4 years. They even tasered an adolescent girl in her bed.
Yeah that hippie tazer video really pissed me off, too. Also, there is a girl that sits behind me in one of my classes and she has a bumper sticker on her laptop (a pc, no less) that says "don't taze me, bro." It makes me hate her on so many levels.
I hate it most when people say "Bro" but pronounce it "bra."
Hate hate hate. Such a strong word.
Damn bra that was funny on so many levels! I feel way better about my equipment and have limited sympathy for this ass. They gave the guy a chance he wanted to be a hardass and got tazed. I’m not shedding any tears justice was served, and lesson learned comply with law enforcement!
I just want to know which toddler he stole that penis from.
I was going to delete that last comment and leave a better one. Oh well.
It looked like a little peyote button.
Still, they hit him with that taser like 20 times. And did you see fat shit # 2 drop a knee on his chest? I fucking hate cops. Surely between 3 huge men they could take down one naked stoner without having to electrocute him half to death. I've seen 50 year old women put bigger guys than him in holds at the group home.
You could leave an additional comment. A supplemental comment.
That's true. Maybe I'll start doing that.
Yeah, the knee-drop looked like it could've broken a bone or two. I like how they pulled out the blue gloves just to touch the guy.
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