Cheap steaks bleeding all over the inside of your fridge? You need the Chuck Steak Maxi Pad. I was going to throw it away, but then I thought it might help with that just-woke-up puffiness.RATING: Bloody well 90%, innit?
(Image of me from right now. I don't usually leap out of bed and start grilling steaks, but it's Saturday, and they're about to go bad.)
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Okay...but why are you in the photo?
I don't have a digital camera, just a mac laptop with that screen mounted thing. I took a couple of shots, some with just my hand holding the thing up, some with me in the shot, and I liked this one the best. My gross facial puffiness made me think of those books where people are always putting raw meat on their black eyes.
For the record, I don't have MS Paint, either. Fucking Apple.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Meat-based V-pads.
@laurie-to turn me on. (this is totally gonna give nBNL the "no" feeling)
@IJ-Hurry up and come home, handsome!
Yeah, the lack of an MS Paint-like program is the one and only flaw of Macs. Or at least the only area where pcs have us beat.
Also, I could really go for a steak. I've been dating this vegan guy for a few weeks and so every time I go out for dinner its to eat some form of vegetables. And I'm all for vegetables, but I need a good steak every now and again.
@ Anonymous
Maybe I didn't explain the concept well enough in the review: the Chuck Steak Maxi Pad isn't a chuck steak that goes in a girl's pants, it's a cotton pad that goes under your chuck steak.
"Meat-based v-pads" is a truly horrible idea. Although I think you'd be better off with a nice, stringy chuck steak than, say, a gelatinous chicken tenderloin.
Mmmmmmmm...
There are way too many menstruation jokes on this blog.
Laurie, I think you need a second paramour for those steak dates. Vegan man will have to understand.
And John I think you could seriously market your own brand of better steak-pads to the meat co's in Texas. As a sort of Work Study venture.
Way ahead of you, loco. I'm going for a steak date with one of my gays tonight.
"Daddy's naked"
This picture is so "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
I kinda wish women would just stop that menstruating stuff and become more like the guys, dammit.
Anonymous, you should really talk to Viking Andrew about armpit hair sometime.
Scary?
wats menstration
It's a time of the month when men do everything wrong.
were you cooking a steak w/ your shirt off
W/ my shirt off? Motherfucker, I was naked.
um gross
that pic makes it look like you just got a tattoo or something
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