Resident Aliens

In my opinion resident aliens to the United States are the shit. They come here legally and pay taxes, but they don't muck up your precious elections by voting socialist, because they can't vote. Often they are very handsome and amazing poets who can play the guitar like a genius. If you are lucky enough to have a resident alien as a friend, then you must be the envy of the town. Don't worry, though - if a resident alien ever fucks up too bad by committing a felony or being Arab they can either be deported or thrown into prison for life without being charged so you guys are safe. PS - you citizens can also be thrown into prison for life without being charged so I guess that doesn't set the resident alien apart whoops.

RATING: 95%