God

He's got a lot of names like Lord and Yahweh and Allah, and people are always blaming things on him or photoshopping him into pictures of bread or tree trunks. He's been played in movies by greats such as Morgan Freeman, Alanis Morisette, and George Burns. If you went to high school in a place like me then you probably had a lot of people always saying "God this" and "Jesus that" when they don't like a particular kind of music/movies/literature/science/political view/religion/country/sandwich/make of car/crayon. I never feel bad for God because no one can beat him in a fight, right? I would love to hug him because I bet he smells like candy and tastes like licorice.

RATING: 49%