Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Thumbtacks

If you need to put a poster or calender on your aparptment wall, or perhaps put an ad for some shitty gig your terrible band is doing on the coffee shop wall, then thumbtacks are the tool for you. They are like small nails that you don't need a hammer for. They sometimes are bad like if somebody thinks it would be funny to put thumbtacks on your seat and then you get a bunch stuck in your butt, or maybe if you have to pull them out of the wall with your fingernails. Both of those occurrences can hurt, but it's like Jesus said: No pain, no gain.

RATING: 66%

2 comments:

John said...

Ah thuink y'all mean "pushy-pins."

DCP said...

Ah certuhnly did mean aparptment.