Stories are a kind of thing that are fake and lies, but everybody basically knows that so they like them anyway. Stories have many words, and people or animals known as "characters," and the characters learn something during the story or else get in a big exciting swordfight at the end to give the person reading the story a reason to have read it. Sometimes white people in creative writing programs like to write stories about other cultures to show that they are not racist, but don't worry it's all make believe and we are all better people for reading it. Stories are different from poems because they are hella long, and also people who write them can maybe make money one day doing it, not like poets, so the lesson is don't get an MFA in poetry (too late for me).
RATING: 76%, or Wait-For-The-Movie%
Friday, December 19, 2008
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Movies based on stories: more make-believe.
"Stories are a kind of thing that are fake and lies, but everybody basically knows that so they like them anyway."
That sentence is simply bully, old chap.
Writing 200 pages of stories is difficult.
I like pizza.
I like pizza, too.
hey andrew brinstoool wats your favorit pizza i think people who like sardines are human trash
(unless you liek sardines ;)
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