Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Twenty-fifth Amendment

The Twenty-fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution is another boring clerical one that basically clarifies some issues regarding presidential incapacity and vice-presidential succession. SNOOZE. What it means is that when Bush had colonoscopies he invoked this amendment to make Cheney president for like an hour. All the high-numbered amendments are tres boring. You know what kind of amendment they could make that would be one of those nice, pride inducing ones like the slavery sucks, women can vote ones? How about something about the government not being allowed to restrict personal rights and freedoms based on sexual preference? I bet that would get a rating somewhere in the nineties, Congress.

RATING: 57%

19 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

first

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i respect your freedom of speach, glen, but i dont think anyone should talk bad about our goverment they have our best intrests in theyre heart

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

just schooled you and your tax-and-spend dumocrat freinds stick that in your peta pipe 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!

Evan J Peterson said...

Who did you school? You can't even spell. This is a joke, right? 4 more years of... Obama? How much weed did you smoke, 69-smokeenweed-69?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

is this dude serius

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

whose obama

John said...

I think you guys should settle this with a rhyme battle. I know Evan's got moves, but 659*5m0k33nw33d*69 might break out that crazy dyslexic style like Jacky Chan in Drunken Master 2.

John said...

Sorry, 695m0k33nw33d*69 I mean

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

im a rhyming machine

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

lets keep it clean
now come out boxing

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

(whose jackey chang)

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

got a ten inch peen

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

im like a mexican jumping bean

(in that im agile)

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

smart as mr. FEENy (from boy meets world)

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

link

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

got collage degrees like the arts and sciences dean

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

tia

LoCo said...

Jackie Chan, John. I would go in and anonymously fix your comment for you but I can't!

John said...

JackIE Chan, sorry. Nice to see I'm not the only stickler. We primates love picking nits.