If you're English then you probably thought I was about to review what Americans call your Mom, but you only get partial credit because this is about your mother in 5,000 years if she is mummified. See the scary thing about mummies is they're real kids! So if you go to Egypt and think you're going to get rich looting some tomb you better watch out because your shit is screwed. Hollywood gives mummies a bad rap because of movies like The Mummy 1, The Mummy 2 and (here we go again) The Mummy 3; but maybe they deserve their reputation, because in the past 3 out of 4 elections mummies have overwhelmingly voted Republican. Still, in my opinion, mummies look totally cool. My favorite mummy is Mumm-Ra from ThunderCats. My least favorite mummy is your Mom. Oh, snap!RATING: 53%
Posts
2 comments:
If you're a mummy you can hang out with King Tut at the Dallas Museum of Art and rich twats will pay $$32 tickets plus $10-$15 for parking to come see you.
I always thought the Thundercats were fucking whack. Like the Thundercats were to He-man what the Go-bots were to the Transformers.
Wow Chris nice Paint mummy.
Post a Comment