Toast is what happens when you take bread and then put it into a toaster. It makes it all crispy and delicious unless your toaster is broken in which case it makes it all burnt and disgusting. Or maybe your toaster is really broken and it just makes it bread and regular. Toast is good because you can melt butter onto it, and then maybe put some jam or cinnamon or peanut butter or a BLT on it for breakfast. Toast is bad if you are really thirsty or if you have a sore throat, but that's ok just mail it to me and I'll take care of it.RATING: 72%
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I truly believe that toast, in general, is underrated. It is ubiquitous, but at the same time, an afterthought.
Toast is the foundation of my fragile sanity. I have been known to go quietly mental if deprived of toast for a few days.
Toast is delicious with salt, especially right after a gruelling run.
Mmmmm, salt.
Mmmmmm, gruel.
von comes to us from jolley olde englande
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