Whereas fictional pirates are fun for kids and occasionally kind of sexy despite stupid facial hair and general dirtiness, real pirates are actual lame criminals who hold boats and people hostage and drive up the cost of shipping things. They are also a bit baffling, making the whole world question, why doesn't someone drive a lot of boats/submarines/stealth bombers over there to the Indian Ocean and blow their asses up? (Well, according to this handy Q&A they are hard to find or something.) In sum, if your citizens are in such dire straights that they start resorting to PIRACY you may need to think about cleaning up your damn country.Rating: 5%
(Crappy, but still gets a bit of credit for making the newspeople talk about something other than Britany Spears.)
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I wonder how long Peter Pan would last in Somalia.
Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing?
He had ship for brains.
hasnt somalia suffered enuff
insult to injury or what e
hay yall i just amazon sold a book to a dued named "Cornelius Bogert" yall should do a review on that name befoer this place turns into fark.com or you start rating colors of crayons or watevs hth
jk lori i like the international news vibe you bring feels like im watching a geradlo riviera report when i read your pots
ps wy does even j peterson get billing over internte jon in the contributors section dued hasnt posted since lord of the rigns times tia
I think it changes randomly or daily or something.
and chris-lol
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