Bookmarks

Sometimes in life you might find yourself reading a book or something and then you have to put it down to go get the bite size pizza rolls out of the microwave. How will you ever remember your page number, which is almost certainly no more than four digits long? The best answer is to use a bookmark I guess. A bookmark will never save your life, but it will also probably never call you at four in the morning needing to get bailed out of prison for domestic assault. A bookmark can probably be used as a weapon if it is thick enough and you have the right training, but you can also give it to somebody as a peace offering if you want to stop the hate. Sometimes bookmarks can have designs on them, like maybe a funny joke about cats or a picture of Spock or some shit. I would never buy a bookmark, but I've been given them by friends or stores and that's ok, I use them 'til I lose them (motto). In conclusion I think I would have rather reviewed pizza rolls.

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