Overall she's a pretty good cat, despite the fact that she weighs more than twenty pounds and likes to take a dump in places that are not the litter box. Also she's not too big on cuddling, and picks at the carpet until it's pretty much destroyed. But whenever I get the laser pointer out she's pretty hilarious. She also enjoys pizza.
RATING: 91%
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Yeah Ophelia is a pretty great cat, but I gotta say the gross shits she leaves everywhere would put her down to like a 70% in my book.
Well, she's still my cat so I have to give her some points for that.
Ophelia is too cool for your review site, but Xerxes desperately wants to be reviewed.
The only thing I remember about Ophelia is that she's morbidly obese. Also, that she had fleas that pooped blood all over your toilet. I can't say either of those qualities merit more than a 2-3%.
Aww poor Ophelia. She is now a slender* fourteen pounds, max. It takes a lot to lose 10 lbs when you're a cat.
*it's all relative.
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