Monday, February 18, 2008

Earl Grey Tea


Earl Grey tea is the best tea there is. It tastes delicious and you can get a huge Venti sized cup of it from Starbucks for like $2, which it at least $2 cheaper than anything else at Starbucks (except regular coffee, but theirs tastes like ass). And when you drink Earl Grey you can't help but remember that you and Captain Picard drink the same tea. And that's awesome because everyone knows he's the best Star Trek captain.

Rating: 79%

6 comments:

DCP said...

Well, I don't think I agree about Captain Picard being the best Star Trek captain at all. Kirk all the way.

RATING: 53%

laurie said...

Oh yeah what kind of tea did Kirk drink? Must have been the kind that makes you a crappy actor.

DCP said...

That kind that makes you kick ass, not take names like some british/french fancypants.

laurie said...

What about when Picard was captured by the Romulans? He kicked ass in that one. I believe it was a two parter, too, so he kicked double ass.

DCP said...

Well, Kirk kicked ass in all 80 episodes of the original Trek and six of the seven following movies. Not the one that Picard got him killed in.

Anonymous said...

Okay. I will admit, though I'm sure it's not a secret. I'm not a huge fan of Star Trek, so neither of the captains do anything for me. I do like Earl Grey tea, though. So maybe I don't suck THAT much, after all.

Jacqui

PS--Come to think of it, though I'm not a huge fan of Star Trek, I still seem to like Spock. Go figure.