Saturday, December 12, 2009

A Month of Ill-Fated Consumer Products #8: Tiger Woods

Gillette's already pulled out. Let's hope Tiger Woods did too.

RATING: *Groan*%









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3 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i spent all morning trying to make an "alleged tiger woods mistress #10" shirt on cafepress but i gave up b/c doing stuff is gay (not doing stuff is cool)

December 12, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Internet Robyn said...

I dunno. Tiger Woods just seems too wholesome to cheat on his supermodel wife. Maybe they raped him.

December 13, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Internet John said...

It's because he's black. If Arnold Palmer drunkenly ran his wife over in an Escalade full of whores, everyone would be hastening to draw a distinction between his accomplishments as an athlete and his moral shortcomings. However, Woods was the guy who sold all those companies the image of the "safe" black man at the country club. I just don't see why he had to have a press release about his indefinite golf hiatus for the purpose of working on his marriage. He's not an elected official offering a resignation--he doesn't owe the public anything.

December 13, 2009 at 11:57 PM

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