Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dinky Cars

The sexist implications of the term "dinky" seem pretty clear to me, i.e. you have to have a (small) penis to enjoy playing with (small) cars. That's why I force my son to call them "vaggy cars"—no child of mine is going to grow up to be a phallocrat. We're Taking Back the Night, one trivial lexical item at a time.

RATING: Gary Coleman%

(Image from www.hroe.org.)

4 comments:

Internet Robyn said...

Our son's fear of crabs while playing cars is now so clear. We truly are a feminist family.

DCP said...

I don't think Americans refer to them as dinky cars. I think they're all universally called Matchbox cars?

I.J. said...

@R
"Feminist family" is either redundant or an oxymoron. Either way that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

@G
Yeah, "Dinky" is british and from the 1930's. Matchbox's first car was actually cast in a Dinky mould. But I figure it's like "mark" and "grade."

I.J. said...

"Matchbox" does sound vaguely feminist, though.