Saturday, June 20, 2009

Star Trek: Voyager - Season 1 Disc 2

"Phage" - Crazy space alien types steal Neelix's lungs. Hm.

RATING: 17%

"The Cloud" - Voyager encounters a giant single celled organism in space. Hm.

RATING: 25%

"Eye Of The Needle" - Voyager finds a wormhole back to the Alpha Quadrant except RATS it's only a few centimeters wide and DOUBLE RATS the only person they can contact through it is a Romulan and TRIPLE RATS it ends up he's been dead for twenty years.

RATING: 53%

"Ex Post Facto" - Some boring episode about Tom Paris murdering somebody, who knows, this show does suck.

RATING: 38%

11 comments:

John said...

That one with Neelix's lungs is the only full episode of Voyager I ever sat through, as well as the reason why I didn't watch any more.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

holy fuck whered you get that sweet cup

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i like that you cant afford to put any liquid in it and have to drink air like a hobo

laurie said...

Somebody remind me which character is Neelix?

DCP said...

The annoying cook with liver spots all over.

John from Daejeon said...

Neelix is the short alien who once worked with Odo on Earth. They were members of the staff of a governor of sorts and I think maybe Worf and Jadzia Dax were also members of his staff, except they always referred to Worf as Benson and Jadzia as Krause. There was also a small child, but it wasn’t Jake from DS9 or Wesley from TNG, and she looked nothing like Archer’s dog. This may have been some sort of alternative time line as the latest “Star Trek” film has recently made vogue. It seems that another one involved Odo working with Kirk in Boston, but Kirk still loved the ladies while having an odd attachment to some guy who may have just stepped out of a “Star Gate” himself.

laurie said...

Wow. Get your nerd on, John from Daejeon. There is clearly a lot of Star Trek that I need to brush up on.

LoCo said...

I don't want any Star Trek to brush up on me.

laurie said...

Loco honey, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure every inch of your apt has a at least a little bit of Star Trek on it.

LoCo said...

:*(

laurie said...

Did I mention that I love that photo?