Bread. Mayonnaise. Turkey. Goes well with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Rating: 2%
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Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
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This is pathetic to admit, but this (or the exciting "ham" variation) is basically the sandwich that I survived off of for most of my childhood. Did I ever mention that I basically raised myself? Thanks, negligent parents!
My negligent meals of choice were baloney sandwiches and microwaved Weaver "chicken" nuggets. Sad.
@loco,
Your negligent child meals sound like my everyday lunches.
Mayo or miracle whip? Let's get this straight!
If I could go back in time and kill Miracle Whip's parents I would, except then the Kraft of the future would probably send a murderous cyborg to our time to kill me. It might still be worth it, since Ass Whip is one of the ten worst things in the universe.
I agree with I.J. God, there ain't nothing worse than Miracle Whip.
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