Monday, June 1, 2009

Neologisms

bromance, broseph, dudevorce, man-crush, lesbro, hasbian, doucher, douchelganger, douchebagette, douchetarded, fucktarded, manorexic, pregorexic, Octo-Mom, epic-fail, unfriend, lollz, carpocalypse, recessionista, sexting, ginormous, junk-in-the-trunk, neighbornet, swine flucation, swine break, shitreous, Twitterrhea, tweet (v.), facebook (v.), dubya, bushism, tough economic times (political), economic crisis (political), freedom fries (political, dated), ‘the N word’ (political), folksonomy, mcmansion, mcjob, mcCainiac, demotards, brokeback.


Rating: Idiocracy

19 comments:

LoCo said...

well said.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i have literally (literally) used all of these in the past 9 1/2 hours

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

wait does n word count if i actually used the word?

John said...

I hate when people pronounce "bro" like "bra." Of course, it's harder to do that in a portmanteau.

laurie said...

God Andrew, don't be such a whiner. Also, you forgot drunkorexic.

Viking Andrew said...

I hate "bra" as well.

@Laurie, Whiner? My rating was supposed to be funny, as in, a neologism itself. Whatever. My genius is lost on you people.

Also, doesn't it look like that hand is growing an arrow?

John said...

"You people"? WTF do you mean, "You people"?

laurie said...

Oh jokes. I get jokes.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

ya jokes are p. funny! ;P

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

me when i hear a joke:

8====D

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

( 8?(I)

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

down w/ wester hegemony yall
kill a white person this summer!

John said...

I think western hegemony is heterogeneous enough that you could probably aim at anyone who isn't from Bhutan or Cuba.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

end western hegemoney yall
kill i. jon this summer!

LoCo said...

Whoa (n)B, I think you might need a Xanax.

What would (n)B be like on Xanax?

Internet John said...

retarted.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

is that the canadein spelling of retarded capten english

Anonymous said...

i.j. got called out on his spelling
lols

Internet John said...

Inside joke, Anon. Like I don't know how to fucking spell reterted. You think I'm some kind of idiet?