Thursday, June 18, 2009

A Month of Boring Things - Day Two: The Vegan Diet

Oh, gad. Here we go again!









Rating: 23% (points for health, animals, liberal condescension)
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9 comments:

J. said...

Tell me about it. I just went vegetarian again this Monday, plus I have to watch my salt so soy based fake meat and frozen veggie burgers are mostly out. Still, I could never be a full vegan. Most vegan motherfuckers I know still listen to Propaghandi and catch a whitey and pass out after one hash blade.

June 18, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i bet your bms are gonna be freqent and thrilling

June 18, 2009 at 11:47 PM
LoCo said...

Vegans smell like wet soil.

June 19, 2009 at 12:48 AM
laurie said...

Once upon a time I was a vegan. It wasn't that bad, but I rejected those fake meat products so I had to cook everything I ate, which was a pain in my ass. In conclusion, I did not smell like wet soil. Unless you think patchouli+weed smells like wet soil, in which case I probably did smell like wet soil.

June 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM
LoCo said...

No but didn't you ever notice that before? I can guess when some people are Vegan because they smell like wet soil. It's not a dirty smell... it's just like eau de potting soil or something.

June 19, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Viking Andrew said...

Maybe they smell like wet soil because they are slowly turning into plants. Just kidding, of course. But wouldn't that be kickass if it were true?

And, yes: patchouli+weed = wet soil

June 19, 2009 at 10:10 AM
laurie said...

Wow, Andrew gets jokes! Who knew.

June 19, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Viking Andrew said...

I'm taking improv lessons at the Comedy Cave. I think I'm starting to get results.

June 19, 2009 at 12:25 PM
LoCo said...

Two-drink minimum?

June 21, 2009 at 10:53 PM

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