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Tell me about it. I just went vegetarian again this Monday, plus I have to watch my salt so soy based fake meat and frozen veggie burgers are mostly out. Still, I could never be a full vegan. Most vegan motherfuckers I know still listen to Propaghandi and catch a whitey and pass out after one hash blade.
i bet your bms are gonna be freqent and thrilling
Vegans smell like wet soil.
Once upon a time I was a vegan. It wasn't that bad, but I rejected those fake meat products so I had to cook everything I ate, which was a pain in my ass. In conclusion, I did not smell like wet soil. Unless you think patchouli+weed smells like wet soil, in which case I probably did smell like wet soil.
No but didn't you ever notice that before? I can guess when some people are Vegan because they smell like wet soil. It's not a dirty smell... it's just like eau de potting soil or something.
Maybe they smell like wet soil because they are slowly turning into plants. Just kidding, of course. But wouldn't that be kickass if it were true?And, yes: patchouli+weed = wet soil
Wow, Andrew gets jokes! Who knew.
I'm taking improv lessons at the Comedy Cave. I think I'm starting to get results.
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