Friday, July 31, 2009

Universal Remote

Two words copulate to breed a $15 lie that is somehow more damnably false than the sum of its parts.

RATING: 3%



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10 comments:

Viking Andrew said...

3%? I don't know. The universal remote is perhaps the worst piece of technology since the __________.


Fill in the blank!

July 31, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Timmaaay!!! said...

Well, there's...

-Nintendo's Power Glove
-Windows Me and Vista
-Child-proof caps
-Truck nuts
-Cheese in a spray can
-Stretch limo Humvees
-Speed cameras
-Automated phone directories that require you to "say what you want to do" then forward you to the wrong place
-Computer viruses / Adware
-Philips CD-i
-Virtual Boy
-The special effect they used in X-Men 3 that made Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen look younger
-"Auto-Tune", that awful vocal effect that inadvertently made Cher sound like a robot in the 1999 song "Believe"

...just to name a few.

July 31, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Viking Andrew said...

Wow. That's an impressive list, Timmaaay!!!

August 1, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i dont know i think universaal remotes r p. useful if you program them...?

August 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey yall i snuck into funny ppl (the movei) last night and it was the biggest peice of shit ive ever seen ever i rly dont think theres ever been a worse movie ever made ever and it's run time is almost three hours (i didnt walk out b/c i kept thinking it was almost over) yall shld review that and give it a 0% or possible 1% b/c of the scene w/ the boobs

August 2, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

and in case anyone asks y id see a adam sadler movie its b/c it was the only thing playing after the last showing of hurt lockers and theres no way in heck im gonna pay 9.50 to watch one movie!!!

August 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i mean i gotta watch my money im not like glen poor but i got some p. srs itt tech student debts and lawyer fees

August 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

well thats all 4 me now every1 i have a ton of stuff 2 do 2day gotta work 2 pay that child suport!

August 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM
not watching movies said...

Was RCA ever a decent name, or was I tricked into thinking that by my cheap parents?

August 3, 2009 at 6:52 AM
Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hmm... talking about electronics... slow times for r3

August 3, 2009 at 10:21 AM

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