If there's anything I despise more than bluegrass music, Bud Lime, and Slovaks, it's the hubris of people who dare to make things into jelly that have no business being made into jelly. I don't care if it's delicious on water crackers with cream cheese--that's not the fucking point.RATING: Sounds like guts%
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I always hated marmalade. I think jellies should be restricted to berries and nothing else.
I also hate marmalade. My wife loves it, and she'll put it on her toast and then let it touch other things that have ketchup on them.
i dont know what marmalade is and i dont feel like wikign it right now
On behalf of my Southern heritage, fuck you buddy. If you don't like our jelly you can go on back to Canada where the government probably makes all the jelly.
Damn Laurie, that was pretty good.
Even if you egocentric hee-haw motherfuckers did think of it first, which I don't believe for a second, any southern jelly that gets my approval has to be spermicidal.
So how long did it take you to come up with that gem? You know, cos I posted my comment a good 13 hrs before your come back. Canadian education system fail. And sorry, but pepper jelly is totally a southern thing. I'm pretty tempted to take credit for all jelly, cos you know, jelly just sounds like a southern word.
It certainly sounds like something a southern mother would name her baby.
"Jelly! Git outta the trash can and put on that shirt what says 'Princess' sos we kin look like a proper family whens we at Wal-Marts!"
Whoooa I go away for a few days and Glenn is making fun of the South?? Where am I?
To answer my own question, I am in the south and I just had red pepper jelly for the first time a couple days ago. I liked it.
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