People who want to feel like a big shot law student in New York but don't want to date losers or study all the time can always ingest the seeds of Papaver somniferum in some ethnic-urban confection and then fail a drug test. However, my own research suggests that attempting to extract the trace alkaloids (i.e. opium) from 600 grams of seeds using a mixture of water, lemon juice and heat results in a foul tasting, oily mixture with no apparent medicinal properties. Disappointed readers might try befriending a hill tribe or Laurie.RATING: 1%
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Why do people have to trick up their beverages? What's so bad about black tea?
You're not fooling anyone, Viking Andrew. We all know how much you hate to see a white woman drinking black tea.
I swear that was from an everything bagel.
And I do try not to date losers. It's just that NYC is so damn full of them that it's difficult to find the nice guys.
I suppose if the white woman were foreign...
But for American white women, I say stick to what's proven: vodka and benzedrine
Difficult to find the nice guys?
You're not a good judge of character? It might help out in that whole law career thing if you work on that.
I am a good judge of character. I think I just get confused when sex is involved. Really I'm fantastic with friendships and business relationships, I just suck at dating.
I'm really just kidding with you.
Get a room, guys. Jesus.
i bang chixxx all the time and i never had anything bad happen
mebbe i shld be the law guy
@R Kelley tag: Sorry, but I think we've already reached out quota of stoned douchebag losers in law school.
I'm wiht R Kelly
I fuck a lot and nothing bad happens just gotta tell to go home sumtimes and get a restrining order. oh fuck Iluv it
plus laurie nad chris mneed to fuck now and get itovert itwith
Bravissim.
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