Thursday, July 16, 2009

Crumpets

A crumpet is a sort of Eurotrash pancake that you can reheat in the toaster and smear with jam. They're low cal sans condiments, and are thus a good choice for your fat kids.

RATING: Harry Potter%


(Image from wifflelevertofull.files.wordpress.com. Crumpet actual size.)

13 comments:

Viking Andrew said...

Always love an Internet John posting.

John said...

White men are incapable of love. I heard that straight from bell hooks.

Viking Andrew said...

How is Canada? What do you want me to do with these DVDs?

DCP said...

How come nobody ever likes my postings anymore? I quit. R3 is over.

John said...

Canada's nice. A bit hot. Hang onto those DVD's if you don't mind. I'll be back to Texas in a month or so.

I don't think we're supposed to talk about this stuff in the comments section. It makes the blog seem insular and esoteric.

John said...

@ Glenn
It's always sad to see a talented comic plagiarize himself.

Viking Andrew said...

I thought Malice was one of your better efforts, Glenn. Sorry I didn't comment.

DCP said...

If I ever meet a talented comic, I'll tell him you said so.

John said...

You do that, Sexist Pete.

DCP said...

Everybody knows women can't be funny on purpose.

John said...

Word.

Chris said...

Yeah, Malice was good Glenn.

Except it seemed more literary and less R3. You and V.A. have a tendency to rely on your writing degrees too much.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

id idnt get malice i thought it was about the tv show alice and glen just misspelled it but even that didnt makethat much cents