A Month Of Halloweenie Reviews #27
When you're sitting around drinking your Michelob Ultra, do you ever think to yourself "Boy, this would taste great with a subtle pumpkin aroma and notes of cinnamon spice?" No, you don't, because you don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, I don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, and nobody in his right mind fucking drinks Michelob Ultra. Capital yucky.
RATING: 19%
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I'm pretty sure no one drinks Michelob anything.
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u took a dive at the end there
Pumpkin beer? I thought centuries of advanced science made for a world in which we stopped making alcohol out of shit we found in our gardens.
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