Friday, October 30, 2009

Jack's Pumpkin Spice Ale

A Month Of Halloweenie Reviews #27

When you're sitting around drinking your Michelob Ultra, do you ever think to yourself "Boy, this would taste great with a subtle pumpkin aroma and notes of cinnamon spice?" No, you don't, because you don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, I don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, and nobody in his right mind fucking drinks Michelob Ultra. Capital yucky.

RATING: 19%

4 comments:

laurie said...

I'm pretty sure no one drinks Michelob anything.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

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Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

u took a dive at the end there

Viking Andrew said...

Pumpkin beer? I thought centuries of advanced science made for a world in which we stopped making alcohol out of shit we found in our gardens.