Sunday, October 11, 2009

Dead Guy Ale

A Month Of Halloweenie Reviews #11

_____ ____________ ___________ skeleton on a box, _____________ pretty decent beer __ pale _______ _____ _________ probably ______ ____________ ______ _____________year round ___________ _____________ winter, the hints of ________ the ___________ common ____________ you could do a lot worse _______________

RATING: 73%

13 comments:

Viking Andrew said...

This is the type of review I'd expect Lollsies to jump all over if he wasn't serving prison time for white collar crime right now.

DCP said...

This is my least favorite review I've ever done.

Viking Andrew said...

You should probably just go ahead and delete it now, before anybody else sees.

DCP said...

Instead I did an erasure of the review. Somebody give me a poetry book deal ASAP.

Internet John said...

Boo. The ____ review ___ fine. ___ ____ under erasure __ pretentious ____ useless. Stop _____ ____ your MFA.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

is this a transcription of the 911 report

Internet John said...

Might as well be.

DCP said...

Joke's on you, IJ. I just got that shit published in FENCE Magazine.

Internet John said...

I don't believe you. Even with the blanks, you can tell how heavily dependent it is on the subject-verb-object construction.

Sarah said...

you should try the rogue nut brown.

DCP said...

Jokes on you, IJ. After seeing my poem in FENCE Magazine, Greywolf called and asked to publish an entire book of erasures of my reviews.

DCP said...

I'm calling it Short Pretty Flakes: Gold Has More Juliet.

DCP said...

Sarah - I still have trouble bringing myself to spend $10 on a six pack of beer, which is what Rogue goes for around here. I'm still in unemployment money mode. I'll splurge a little once the Halloween season is done. Isn't Rogue in Washington?