Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Rennie's troubling visions of a drowning boy aren't gonna stop her from going on her grad cruise to New York City. Nothing's gonna keep her from having fun and spending time with her boyfriend. Not her creepy uncle, not the crazy cokehead bitch who throws her overboard, not even the murderous hockey masked stowaway. Come for the boatload of horny teens (literally), stay for the... um... you know what? Don't bother. Forget that I even brought it up.

Rating: Drowned in a barrel of sewage%

(Image from horreur-web.com)

5 comments:

DCP said...

The thing most people don't realize is that Vancouver and Manhattan are virtually identical.

I.J. said...

Except instead of the Statue of Liberty, there's a big sculpture of Karl Marx with a needle in his arm.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

Inquisitive
Nattering
Tenacious
Erudite
Republican (maybe)
Nationalistic (canada)
Eloquent
Tubular

Jocular
Open-minded
Honest
Neat!

laurie said...

This is an awesome review.

I.J. said...

And the sound—
of Ronald Reagan's hands
clapping.
acrostic/
fascistic—
Trickles as from a wound.