Is your friend online somehow even though the power's out in his apartment? No, it's not the magic of Satan, he's using a battery--a thingie made of chemicals and other stuff that mixes all together to make electricity that you can use to torture your political enemies into signing false confessions or power a dildo shaped like a gun. You can put batteries in stuff that's really cool, like a sweet Ghostbusters ghostzapper, or you can use one in a Christmas-themed dog sweater with LED lights and undo in a single gesture everything our brave grandfathers fought and died to protect. In conclusion, *batteries not included was a dumb movie and also racist, so there you go.RATING: 84%
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I always wanted a Go-Go My Walking Pup but was told by my parents that it would take too many batteries and therefore was more expensive than just what the price tag said. Batteries make me sad.
They probably would have got that dog sweater, though.
Nobody told you? You'll get AIDS if you comment on this post.
Don't you speak american? Its "gotten"
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