Sunday, August 23, 2009

Potato Salad

Potato salad is the most unpretentious food there is. The chunks of egg. The contrast of paprika with mayonnaise. Like a country girl's breast milk, it's hideously nourishing. Love it or hate it, you really can't adopt a reflexively ironic "cool" pose while eating it:

AUSTINITE 1: This potato salad is sooo good [rolls eyes].

AUSTINITE 2: [smirking] I'm having a terrible time at this picnic.

See? It's impossible.

RATING: With mayo 78%
With ass-whip 2%

(Image from Extraordinary Moms Network.)

23 comments:

Viking Andrew said...

thumbs-up.

Viking Andrew said...

Actually I hate potato salad. But I like grits, which is sort of the same thing except hot and without mustard. Right?

Internet John said...

Oh ya that's pretty much the same thing, there.

Viking Andrew said...

Ya, eh? Only in the Great White North would Potato Salad fall under the category of Soul Food. Ya know?

Viking Andrew said...

Genius.

Viking Andrew said...

Actually, I've always loved this scene.

Internet John said...

The belt thrashing scene is my favorite.

Viking Andrew said...

Oh, wait. You meant the Soul Food tag to be a joke. I get it. No irony there. I reckon.

Viking Andrew said...

True. Great scene.

Internet John said...

I'm aware that the term "soul food" is often used to describe African American Southern cuisine, but at the same time I think every culture has its soul food, in a different sense of the term. For Koreans it's kimchi. For the Quebecois it's probably poutine; for the Acadians, rappe pie.

UGH! said...

Austinites? No WAY! Bringing food to a potluck is so last year. Where have you been? I'm not eating your potato salad unless you got those eggs from your recovering junkie roommate who left town for SXSW because, really, these tourists ruin our scene.

Internet John said...

@ UGH!
Am I to assume you went mini-golfing in red suspenders and a coonskin cap yesterday?

UGH! said...

Have you been following me?

Viking Andrew said...

"Like a country girl's breast milk, it's hideously nourishing."

I just caught that line.

Viking Andrew said...

You should've added an extra adjective to it before 'country.'

laurie said...

Fuck grits, potato salad is where it's at.

(Laurie has never visited, doesn't give a flip about, Austin.)

(She also stopped reading the comments three in and refuses to click on all those damn links.)

(Get a room, you two.)

Internet John said...

If you catch an adjective, kill it.

LoCo said...

"drunken country girl"?
"inbred country girl"?
"underaged country girl"?

this is fun. andrew i hope you introduce this activity to your new students.

Internet John said...

How about "pretentious and overwrought country girl"?

Viking Andrew said...
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Internet John said...

Why do you do that?

That piece wasn't bad. I liked "well built small old boy." It sorta cribs from Joyce's "The Dead" a bit, with a slight twist on the whole epiphanic immanent transcendence thing.

Viking Andrew said...

Because I quote/link him too much and it has become, for some people I know, a bit of a creepy obsession.

Viking Andrew said...

P.S.- The racy Florida shirt is the best.