Reviews Reviews Reviews!: The Matrix Trilogy

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Breathe easy, gothtards. The Wachowski brothers say Baudrillard says Keanu Reeves will die for your sins.

RATING: The Matrix 68%
Matrix Reloaded 70%
Matrix Revolutions 60%

(Image from www.visualjokes.com.)

laurie said...: Which one had the cave rave? I can't remember.; August 23, 2009 at 5:48 PM
laurie said...: Also, writing that comment gave me de ja vu.; August 23, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Internet Robyn said...: "Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades...oh no!"

I LOVE IT! I'd totally do CH, although I haven't seen him lately. Check out those lips.

How often do people prefer the 2nd or 3rd movie over the first?; August 23, 2009 at 6:32 PM
Internet John said...: I've seen the first one like 300 times, and it was melodramatic the first time I saw it. Joe Pantoliano couldn't have been less subtle if he was dressed like Snidely Whiplash.

@ Laurie
Reloaded had the cave rave. I remembered it as being a cool scene, but Morpheus' speech beforehand was rather turgid.; August 23, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Belabras said...: I call shennanigans on rating any of the sequels higher than the first movie.; August 24, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Internet John said...: At R3 we're all about the shenanigans.; August 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM