Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The Founding Fathers (Vision; Application)

On the news this morning I saw a woman shouting at Arlen Specter and asking him why he wasn't upholding the vision of the founding fathers. The debate centered on healthcare, and this particular fellow citizen was worried about our nation becoming quote-unquote Communist Russia. Hey, babe: as brilliant as the founding fathers were, it's important to keep in mind that they wiped their asses with corn husks.

PS - Remember how George Washington's non-communist physician treated his case of pneumonia?


Rating (woman): 3%
Rating (founding fathers): kindalikethebible%
Rating (Arlen Specter): 51% (plurality)

5 comments:

John said...

Socialized medicine is terrible. The system doesn't have the resources to treat everyone who needs, say, a transplant, nor will it permit those people to pay for a transplant out of their own pocket or with private insurance. It is, however, very good at producing the insitutional equivalent of a shrug.

That being said, the American system in which an ace bandage costs $40 and a CT scan $2200 is ridiculous as well.

The only conclusion I've been able to draw from my experience with both systems is that it's probably a good idea not to get sick.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i eat some green vegetables and drink like a buttload of wine and have sexxx like 4 times a day so according to dr. oz and the hit nbc show the doctors im gonna live until im like 420 yrs old so get yr laws off my body obbama

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

(hi intinet jon(

laurie said...

What drives me most crazy is that I know that bitch doesn't actually know shit about the founding fathers or what their vision was. Screw that lady.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

we shld star t a punk cover band caqlled vision of the founding fathers and only play patriotic songs in the public domain while we scream the constitution and the declaration of independence and dress up like our fav. presidents (i call bush)