Hey, assholes! I'm back, and here to bring you what you've been craving: a nice big sausage. Sausage is great. It's like bacon only meatier and twice the acid-reflux fun. Actually, I'm not going to say anymore. I'm going to let Randy Taylor, my new-found hero, take it over from here: Rating: havemyowndamnsausagemadelikeIusedto%
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I want this phone call to run for president.
omfg i think im about to shit my jean shorts
I'm going to use this clip to teach logic this semester.
He doesn't eat maple or sage sausage because he isn't a northerner.
It is illogical to ask 600lb of man to eat 12 oz. of sausage, and buying two 12 oz. of sausage is simply not doable.
Save money? Fuck. I'm going to eat, goddammit.
I don't see any rebuttal to this argument.
he starts off with some nice qualifiers and concessions, too.
Southerners are fucking cheap.
and fat.
I love how diplomatic he is until about 1:15, when he drops his first 'gaddamn.'
Sorry. I've been analyzing this clip for about four hours now.
Think he's sober?
Okay. So I'm going to give anybody on this block $20 if they can eat a Randy Taylor breakfast:
12 oz. (roll of) sausage
2 dozen eggs (fried)
a t-bone steak
Any takers?
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I've been wondering what happened to Randy Taylor! I used to love him in HOme Improvement!! JTT for LIFE!
I can eat 50 eggs.
Oops.
"I can eat 50 eggs."
I think it's funny that we are too lazy/apathetic to screen out spam comments or require the annoying fucking type in letters thing.
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