I guess bribery is OK if it's going to get you out of spending spring break in a Mexican jail for having a little weed hidden in your shoe. But if you're a student in the science fiction class I'm TAing in, you probably shouldn't slip me $40 at the end of class like you're doing a drug deal and then run out of the room before I have a chance to react, because then I'll have to spend all week thinking about how awkward it's going to be when I give the money back next class. The smarter course of action would've been to meet me during my office hours, become my friend, and take me out to a strip club some Friday night. (Did I say that out loud?)RATING: 0.4% of what I make in a month.
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FORTY dollars?? This kid is clearly an underachiever.
Ha Ha. That's so kickass.
40 dollers should buy a c- at least
Damn. I wish I got bribed. I don't get shit.
Is this $40 supposed to last him the whole semester? Or was there a quiz or something he bombed?
I guess I just look corruptible.
I don't know his name (!), but if he is who I think he is, he got a zero on that day's quiz.
hey anonamous
The spamming chinaman returneth.
At least he knows how to write a hyperlink--no wonder they're poised to take over the world.
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